|
SGTDAP
|
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: Scott (Nick)
Birthday: 8/14/1988
Gender: Male
Expertise: im going to be a lawyer-deal with it
Kerry bashing and the helping of the conservative cause
Occupation: Student
Industry: Legal
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  sgtdap
Member Since:
11/1/2004
|
|
| You may think you know the real James Earl Jones, but you don't. He has a plan. NAY! An evil plan, most foul!!!!!!!!! For those of you who do not know who the fake Mr. Jones is, you have already fallen into his trap..........OF DOOM! James Earl Jones has a Diablo (read diabolical) ploy to rid the world of the white man (A.K.A. the most technological achievement to date.) You may think I am kidding, but just look at the evidence: James Earl Jones tried to get Luke to join the "DARK" side as the voice of Darth Vader, who is wearing all black. An obvious pseudonym for the black race. (Maurice Greene has the fastest 60 meter dash at 6.39) Remember field of dreams? Know James Earl Jones' dream? To build a baseball diamond in a corn field............TO CAPTURE THE WHITE MAN AS SLAVES! Think about it, "hey guys, you look hungry....why don't you pick some corn?.......all of it!" Well, not this white devil Mr. Jones, not this time. Ever seen "A Family Thing"? Well, I saw a part of it. Mr. Jones entices racist Robert Duvall to his home, then I fell asleep, and when I woke up, THEY WERE HUGGING. Voodoo mind control. The only explanation. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream of white kids and black kids holding hands and living in harmony. James Earl Jones has a dream of white kids holding rakes and hoes, while black kids hold whips! That is more than enough evidence for anyone to realize that Mr. Jones is a dangerous entity. LOOK OUT! Sgtdap | | |
| <Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me." | | |
| Prom was last night, and I didn't go. I played Halo 3 Beta all night, and it was fun. Much more fun than I would have had at prom. My job is going good, got my first pay check! I should make enough money to completely pay off my credit card by the end of this month, as opposed to just paying for the charges that are due. That means next month, I can buy computer parts to finally get that thing built. I just have to watch my finances while I'm still working part time. I can't wait until Sinclair is over! Then I'll be working 40 hour weeks and really have some money (for someone my age  ). For thoses of you who are interested in my more personal/political/religious stand points, I have opened up a new xanga specifically for that. (www.xanga.com/neo_atheism). Happy Debating, SgtDap | | |
| I started up a xanga especially for debate. That will hopefully be fun. And I would like to think I would get a lot of posts there, but so far, nothing! Oh well, I haven't actively posted on it yet. We went looking at different houses near Lebanon over the weekend. Looks like we will be moving here sometime in the next 6 months or so. I made some cds for dad, and he is getting better at all of this computer stuff. Work sucks, but Wednesday is my last day. I go for a piss test Friday, and prolly lunch with dad. then off to finger printing to make sure I don't have a criminal record.......yet. I can't wait to make more money! I want to finish my computer, pay off my TV and hopefully save up enough to start a retirement account. I know, I'm old, but its one of those things, if I do it now, I'll be set for life, so why not? I might also look at another car of some sort. Something with good gas mileage and that looks better than the truck. Leave some comments, so I don't regret resuscitating this thing! | | |
| I put my two weeks notice in for the City, so I'll start in Lebannon! Pay raises are fun! I can hopefully build my computer faster now, and I would like to save up some money for a IRA. Dad is thinking of moving towards Lebannon now, so that will be different. I'll be farther from my friends, but closer to work to save on gas. Nothing else new on the home front... Nick | | |
|